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We make one promise, and one promise only. Whether you are a:✅ Bananaphobe✅ Bananaphile✅ Simply a banana yourselfThis game will make you hate EVERYTHING....but especially bananas. Especially them.SPIN...DesperatelyBOUNCE...UncontrollablySTRUGGLE...AlwaysKey FeaturesExperience the unique frustrations..

название игры: International Spa..
разработчик: Cool Scooter Software
Тип: Aksiyon
Дата выхода: 31 Mar 2021

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We make one promise, and one promise only. Whether you are a:

✅ Bananaphobe

✅ Bananaphile

✅ Simply a banana yourself


This game will make you hate EVERYTHING.


...but especially bananas. Especially them.

SPIN...Desperately

BOUNCE...Uncontrollably

STRUGGLE...Always

Key Features

  • Experience the unique frustrations of controlling a banana in zero-gravity.
  • Navigate a Spaceship riddled with Space-junk.
  • Ponder troubling existential questions, as commentary drives you to the brink.
  • Think about how lucky you are to have ended up as a banana and not some other fruit.
  • Figure out what you were supposed to be doing before you became a banana in the first place.

    Captain's Log - Code B-A-N-A-N-A-N-A

    "...I don't know what happened, but man, I'm a banana...

    And I can move like a banana. I can rotate through zero gravity like only a banana can. I can latch onto things with my banana body. Thank the lord I am not a kiwi. If I were a kiwi I wouldn't be able to swing my weight around like this and move.

    And I mean to be honest it feels great. This is nice. I'm a nice yellow banana. No bruises. I'm actually a pretty attractive banana. I feel like one of... I feel like the best banana in the bunch. I FEEL LIKE THE BEST BANANA IN THE BUNCH!

    But I'm the only banana in the bunch... Where is everyone?"